Whenever the End of the World approaches (as it tends to do from time to time), I feel compelled to let everyone know that I am accepting your donations. Yes, folks, regardless of your reason (or lack of reason) for believing the world is coming to an end on a certain date, I humbly offer to relieve you of your money. If the world is coming to an end, you certainly won't need it.
Last time the world ended was May 21, 2011. I actually received a whole ten bucks from some guy in California.
Giving me your money is a physical demonstration of your conviction. Take a stand for what you believe and donate your cash to:
December 21, 2012 is just around the corner. Don't miss out on this opportunity. The end of the world only comes around every once in a while.
— Dead-Logic
