Speaking of posting on Twitter, I thought it'd be fun to post a list of my tweets from 2011 (not all of them, just the ones I like enough to repost). I don't post on Twitter that often (other than posting blog updates), so this isn't a long list. Enjoy:
• "My ex-wife flew into a fit of rage. Well, she didn't really rage. She wasn't all that fit either." #ThingsIveSaidWhileDrunk
• "Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense." - Carl Sagan
• "For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." -Carl Sagan
• I'm looking for this "war on Christmas" Christians keep protesting against. I haven't found it, aside from in their imaginations. #christmas
• The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics (Christianized): everything would fall apart explode & die without God. #atheism #science
• "What I lack in perfection I make up for in perseverance." - Me
• "I'm not trying to get you to think like me. I'm just trying to get you to think, like me." - Me
• I'm not a fan of "Blasphemy Day." I don't think it sends the right message or accomplishes anything positive.
• At a wedding. Bought a Tide pen to get rid of a stain on my shirt. Left a bigger stain. Irony.
• Just found out Harold Camping had a stroke. Guess he's trying to get a head start on Judgment Day. #atheism #haroldcamping
• To @WeCanKnow - think of the lives you have damaged. This is why we mock you. You're not just wrong, you're dangerous. #Rapture #norapture
• Hey @WeCanKnow - NOW will you start thinking critically, or will you make up an excuse to justify your crazy beliefs? #Rapture #norapture
• "Take off my pants, baby." "Fine. They don't fit me anyway." (example of conversations I have)
• “Ever have moments where you feel you’re three chapters ahead and everyone else is stuck in the prologue?” (example of conversations I have)
• "There will be no oinking on my blog." (example of conversations I have)
• Paula Deen makes me think Satan might actually be real.
• "You've met humans, right? They're fucking stupid." - Wisdom from my girlfriend.
• "Ooh, you can massage your chinchilla!" (an example of conversations I have)
• If there is a god, I bet he can't stand religion.
• Bad joke alert: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
• Healthy = The slowest possible way to die.
• Anagram fun: Intelligent Design = Deleting Listening.
• "Stinky hippies are more fun than Republicans." - Liz, my ever-so-insightful co-worker.
• Beliefs that came to be during those times when humanity had such a limited view of the universe continue to limit our view of the universe.
• If you see a group that has the phrase "the family" in its title, replace it with "Christianity." You'll likely have a more accurate name.
